OEI HELLO!

what the hell is going on with everyone... POST SOMETHING!
you guys are too quiet... BRAARHH!

rant

i want to bitch about local uni students who are proud of their language.

i got this msn nick from some guy. what school i wont mention, just some business school from ntu. HAHA.

-datelines are a norm in business schools.-

yeah so is deadrape. seriously! that is horigible. he should die.

ok heres another one from our very own NTU Students Union that's been spread through the whole school promoting a travel show.

Tue, Feb 20, 2007 -- NTU-SU: Attractive Holiday Student Packages and Prizes to be WON from Travel Fair 07!

Dear Students,

the NTU Travel Fair 07 ......is BACK! We are .....Holiday Special .... COMING JUNE HOLS that will save you $100s of Dollars!
Come down to our Fair ..... stand a chance to win:

1) 3D/2N Trip to Bali worth $280

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4) $500 worth of couch tickets to KL

Wow i want to win $100s of dollars! isnt that pronounced as one hundreds of dollars? hundreds of dollars to buy couches!


AND the last thing... had my booth today at canteen B and one of the worst ideas of the school ever. student-owned radio-dj thing. i mean seriously what the hell. they were blasting chinese KTV music like that WU DING.. then suddenly english shakira.. then back to jolin tsai. whatever mainstream radio and KBOX has on their top10 basically.

so anyway the music ended and i thought the worst was over.
UNTIL THE DJ SPOKE.
my god one thing i hate more than local student chinese DJs... is local student chinese DJs who attempt to host in english instead.

"Eh... I TINK the PLOBREM here is ah.. the PEEPLE are too SCAD."
"YALOR YALOR *rattles in chinese*"
"Hey i TINK our chinese is not up to scratch, we better stik to english."
"YA i TINK so too!"

-sad music plays in the background for no particular reason-

"Sumtimes when i see peeple feeling sad, i remember about last time when i was in hall...
i just .... just ...."

*silence*

"yah"

"SO NOW let us bring you back to some very nice song we have here on our FUSION RADIO! enjoy. lady and gentlemens."

gong xi fai cai! HUAT AH!

hello boys. the last heptagon post was 28th Jan. WHAT'S GOING ON?!?! PICK UP THE SLACK MAN.
anyways, happy chinese new yr to all! and can we like organise a trip to temple or smth cause my luck sucks fuck. no lucks no bucks. YUCKS!

all you buggers who dint join us on cny, you all missed out man. monday's good vibes was good shit. beastie boys were aweeeeesum!! and dunno why the bartenders there like to pour alot of alcohol make us drunk only!

tuesday went pai nian (aka gambling and drinking session) at yk's house. yk the 'dog' eat all my money he really got cbmouth. say wad will have wad. i kick football also nv tiang post tiang so zun like my in betweens.

then went jasmine house dunno how come got somemore chivas pop out. then also dunno why the sportclub pple dun like to drink so royden and me paid 10+ dollars to ivy and jasmine (read: keep on losing banluck) and we drank the whole bottle of chivas. we kinda took the chivas downstairs to the void deck when everyone decided to leave, cause we thought chivas like wine, open already cannot keep, must drink all.

reach downstairs i say i need to pee. then royden say ok lor we pee in the bushes. here's wad i remember best bout the next 5mins.

ME: dood where you wanna drink sia, we need table and here only got benches.
ROY: dunno leh we go and find lor but dun drink here the 3 guys there like quite dangerous-
ME: (looking over to the direction and noticing 3 guys in black) scared meh we also no money for them to rob. aiyah ok lor we go and find table somewhere.

and then we zipped up and walked towards the '3' guys

ME: fuck man dood i think they are matas leh. and they are 4 of them
RO: neh mind they just do routine check only. act normal lor we also not driving

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MATA1: what were you all doing there?
RO: nothing lor
MATA2: you sure nothing?
ME: we peeing only, urgent lah..
MATA3: show me your identification cards.

then i had to put the chivas and mixer and superstar had to drop the plastic bag of ice he was carrying. for me ok, but for him damn unglam.

MATA4 to RO: eh, why you give me driving licence, i say i/c leh. you dont have i/c AH?
RO: have have. sorry wait ah

then they key in our particulars into walkie talkie then royden makes small talk. i think he think they girl.

RO: wau so late already you all still patrol ah not tired ah. chinese new yr is it?
MATA1: (looking disinterested) we take shifts and patrol around here, so not tired.
ME: so how now?
MATA2: we dont catch people peeing so we are going to forward your names to NEA. i think they will bring you to court and then fine you.
ME: wallaw give chance lah, we urgent leh....
RO: ya lor ya lor we really very urgent otherwise we'd have looked for a toilet..
MATA1: next time you all pee must look left and right lah see no one around. we give you chance now but next time NEA boh pang chant eh you know?
RO: ya ya we know dont worry no next time man
ME: ya lor.

then they gave us back our i/c and said: OK CARRY ON.
WHAT THE FUCK! SIMILANJIAO CARRY ON THEY THINK THEY IN ARMY AH.

ME: ok thanks!
RO: happy new yr!
ME: ya happy new yr.

they nv looked back. wah but wakanina heng sia!

and then we drank somewhere but decided to eat smth so we went 7-11 at westmall. dunno is sway or sway we bought cup noodles but the 7-11 no hot water!! the cashier jus said i dunno i dunno sorry sorry sorry so roydie suggested we go macs to get hot water so we did.
then he surprised me! he go order 20nuggets! i thought he superstar cannot eat but wth it was heavenly lah. hot and crispy and full of curry sauce!!

hmm, ok anyways friday we are going out. maybe steamboat at tiantian (tentatively). anyone has better suggestions pls tag/blog. we need to bring back this blog!

beastie boys gig. fucking good showmanship.

mix master mike performing a solo.

heineken. meet you there.