naughty naughty nef

nef has been becoming naughty recently.

naughty naughty nef. tsk tsk

alvin so famous

alvin i dunno why they put your face as 5th coy photo leh. i think arun did it. hahahhahaha

chinese rules!!

confirm the gunman is not a chinese.
i'm sure its a muslim. or maybe a mud.(but i dun tink muds are rich enough to go to the US)
so it got to be a muslim.
and if chinese wans to kick some american shit, they would be clever enough to hire some muslim or mexicans to do the job for them.

virginia tech shooting

i think yesterday some fucker shot and killed alot of pple. this is a comment frm youtube:

yeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa

dear diary,

today is very eventful day, share my joys with yall, i must.

today i be a very good boy, i study till 11am like thats, then i go sleep. 330 yk calls me and zoom! off we (and vinny) goes to the BEST kopitiam to eats lun-ner.

i look for mr chang in prime supermarkt, but so sads! no have. then i receive call frm some number. i said hello. then i say to salesboy 'VML'.

lo and behold! on the line was pretty miss caroline frm credit suisse. oh fuk!

then she say she offer me mouth.

nono, my bad, she say she make verbal offer for me to be intern in the great CREDIT SUISSE!

yay! now i can earn many big money and adopt a child in africa and donate to wwf.

aye but maybe this intern is invalid, cause my head say accept kuchingkurak company cannot anyhow insert then pull out. so maybe need to appeal, or to do one more stint next may, if not i cannot wearing the pretty square hat and take nicey pictures with my now beautiful teeths. hahahhaha.

if they give me good money, i give you all good one tower at brewerks ogay!

Taiwan Plan

wahh nef! nobody post this kind of foto let whole world see one lors! haa
okies aniwae... the plan for taiwan is as such...
kai can onli make it on 29th june dat weekend as he's helping out in some exhibition over there... roy will be back on 27th nite for performance so we'll be there hopefully! if they can get us in la...
BUT 30th june nite is my bike rally com treat! =(
can't be postponed cos the next weekend is senior's camp liao
den the 3 weekends b4 dat got diff pple in my comm goin overseas too... so can't be brought fwd too..
in other words..........
most probably... we'll be flying on 28th morn (thurs)
wells... i may be coming back on 30th (sat) -- flying back alone i suppose... for my com treat... if not.. i'll be giving it a miss.. which i hope not to...
someone says: choose between brothers & colleagues! hahahaaha
hmm.. aniwaes dudes! make sure ur 28th (thurs) june is free k! except nef la.. who'll be joining us there for the weekend most prob..

alrights.. any objections, enquiries or suggestions... pls leave comments!! =))

exam time!!!

to all my fellow boys having exams tmr, good luck!!
oh can yall post when your exams end, inclusive of any MCs you are intending to take,
cause for those whose exams end on 27th apr, yk has this grand plan of:

after exams go to the beach to savor the king of drinks, then head back to change and go timbre.

alex says:
2nd may, JOOK!

i say: 5th may HK! anything anyone wants to buy, pls post here, and then post me ur money.

in the midst of exam stress, may the clown be IN you.
























all the best!
-nef.

Diving =)

Exams in 2 days time.. which means... once again... HOLIDAYS ARE COMING soon!! ok i'm too bored frm studying...
exams period.. the time our blog shld be most hpning! last sem this time.. our blog was the most active laa.. wat hpn this time round?

i say.. we shld have a hep7 dive trip!

mi n kens in Riau
u mean this is used to save lifes?

good to go!2nd trip: me n chun in dayang



*smiles*

but no Riau islands again pls.. it sux! right, nef? haha

aniwae one of our dear fren has altitude sickness.. so errr... i think he'll be our LOG O? hahaha.. help us carry dive equipments.. n not to 4get.. cartons n cartons of BEER! =)) can alwaes join us for post-dive drinking session every nite! kush has license i think.. so dat makes 4 of us.. yst n roy can take basic course 2gether.. hep7 dive trip!!
but i think this holidaes a bit hard rite... work attachment la, EID la, sports camp la, n of coz our taiwan trip! guess we'll have to wait til recess break or the dec holis?

ok so for now.. mug like u have nvr mug b4... mug left mug right mug up mug down... mug heaven & earth!!! grrrr...

Holidays are COMING!

wah pf u so free ah.. go n search pple's sec4 foto! wahahaha


aniwaes.. was looking thru the fotos we took some time ago @ 16 balcony..


apparently, this is the onli foto which i'm allowed to post! hahaha

see.. everyone wants to kiss u! wahahaha


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JR7lD1G_ks
hmm i tink some of must have watched this b4.. FHM Bra competition? err...
got to sign in ur youtube account.. coz they wan prove dat u r above 18?? hmm... wat the...


http://haoo.livejournal.com/

-->> ehh roy.. ur fren ah? waa his pics all with gals huh.. all not bad one sumore lehh hahaha.

quote from nef *wah this guy like quite jihong ah.. all the photos take with gals one.. all not bad one some more*

ehh if u come back sg bring ur fren along leh.. not him.. i mean.. dawn! wahaha

was surfing den came across this.

check this out man. lol

Taiwan!!!!

yup! me n nef more or less confirm coming taiwan!

kush and yst?? confirm also rite?? wat abt pinky & pf?

return trip abt $360 for jetstar!

not bad quite affordable.. SIA $900+ la.. siaoz! hahaha

aniwaes.. my fren got it for $270 onli.. but dat was during the quantas fair...

so keep a lookout guys...

mi n kush have EID til 11th june.. so can onli come after dat! i'll be free anytime frm 14-28 june! after dat bike rally com treat den senior's camp liao..

ehh roy! fly back for sports camp lehh! hahahaa

mi n nef got ops manning during jul.. some recall shit!

what a bitch!! n now army uniform change... must re-sew this re-sew that... aiya i say we shld go taiwan n nvr come back!! wahahahaha

YEAH I FOUND THE PASSWORD!!

hello hello hello!! i got my password back!! hahaha wads GOIN on in sg man?! been too too quiet here seriously!! cant be everyone so busy studying and forget the blog right?? anyways anyways taipei is too cold too lonely AND i heard there are like plans that you guys will be coming over huh?? let me noe man lets revive this blog or sth!!

EXAM PERIOD

hey guys! it's exam period again... you know what that means..
new high scores for pacman! sudden rush of blog entries!
but yes hope everyone will do well also, then we can party during the holidays~
come come! make some noise!

x-physique!

hey that's a picture of alex at x-physique. i also wanna share my photos of x-physique -


our proud representatives frm hep7


one main comm one sub comm and one participant: so shagged but so happy


err...


late at night alex and me sneaked into this building's toilet to wash up. he wanted to block the door and prevent anyone frm coming in - with this dustbin. woah! i should have thought of THAT first. i think if i acted first i would have put my slippers. or slipper. or the red plastic bag i was holding. hahahha

alex digging his nose!!!

alvin you. chun give him more sotongs.

-aLviN- ~*FICO on fri!!! woohooo... new place!*~ Bike Rally [reunión de la bici] [자전거 군중집회] says:
i gona slp soon
-aLviN- ~*FICO on fri!!! woohooo... new place!*~ Bike Rally [reunión de la bici] [자전거 군중집회] says:
tmr wake up sTUDY!!!
-aLviN- ~*FICO on fri!!! woohooo... new place!*~ Bike Rally [reunión de la bici] [자전거 군중집회] says:
hahahaa
nef! says:
i say FUCK IT
-aLviN- ~*FICO on fri!!! woohooo... new place!*~ Bike Rally [reunión de la bici] [자전거 군중집회] says:
chio or not
-aLviN- ~*FICO on fri!!! woohooo... new place!*~ Bike Rally [reunión de la bici] [자전거 군중집회] says:
?
nef! says:
wtf u talknin abt
nef! says:
wad thing chio anot
-aLviN- ~*FICO on fri!!! woohooo... new place!*~ Bike Rally [reunión de la bici] [자전거 군중집회] says:
IT
-aLviN- ~*FICO on fri!!! woohooo... new place!*~ Bike Rally [reunión de la bici] [자전거 군중집회] says:
u say FUCK "IT maa
-aLviN- ~*FICO on fri!!! woohooo... new place!*~ Bike Rally [reunión de la bici] [자전거 군중집회] says:
IT chio or not
-aLviN- ~*FICO on fri!!! woohooo... new place!*~ Bike Rally [reunión de la bici] [자전거 군중집회] says:
i wana fuck
nef! says:
fuck u fucking lame
nef! says:
i cannot take it
-aLviN- ~*FICO on fri!!! woohooo... new place!*~ Bike Rally [reunión de la bici] [자전거 군중집회] says:
lame chio or not?
-aLviN- ~*FICO on fri!!! woohooo... new place!*~ Bike Rally [reunión de la bici] [자전거 군중집회] says:
i not fucking lame
-aLviN- ~*FICO on fri!!! woohooo... new place!*~ Bike Rally [reunión de la bici] [자전거 군중집회] says:
i ain't fucking anyone now!
nef! says:
cb alvin you leh knn.
-aLviN- ~*FICO on fri!!! woohooo... new place!*~ Bike Rally [reunión de la bici] [자전거 군중집회] says:
ehh u nabei
-aLviN- ~*FICO on fri!!! woohooo... new place!*~ Bike Rally [reunión de la bici] [자전거 군중집회] says:
relak dude
-aLviN- ~*FICO on fri!!! woohooo... new place!*~ Bike Rally [reunión de la bici] [자전거 군중집회] says:
dun put one more sotong
-aLviN- ~*FICO on fri!!! woohooo... new place!*~ Bike Rally [reunión de la bici] [자전거 군중집회] says:
i wan sambal one if u put

weed/hasj

nef is applying for leave of absence for Semester 1, AY 2007-08. He will be joining a frat group at at UNIVERSITEIT MAASTRICHT, netherlands.

OEI HELLO!

what the hell is going on with everyone... POST SOMETHING!
you guys are too quiet... BRAARHH!

rant

i want to bitch about local uni students who are proud of their language.

i got this msn nick from some guy. what school i wont mention, just some business school from ntu. HAHA.

-datelines are a norm in business schools.-

yeah so is deadrape. seriously! that is horigible. he should die.

ok heres another one from our very own NTU Students Union that's been spread through the whole school promoting a travel show.

Tue, Feb 20, 2007 -- NTU-SU: Attractive Holiday Student Packages and Prizes to be WON from Travel Fair 07!

Dear Students,

the NTU Travel Fair 07 ......is BACK! We are .....Holiday Special .... COMING JUNE HOLS that will save you $100s of Dollars!
Come down to our Fair ..... stand a chance to win:

1) 3D/2N Trip to Bali worth $280

.
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4) $500 worth of couch tickets to KL

Wow i want to win $100s of dollars! isnt that pronounced as one hundreds of dollars? hundreds of dollars to buy couches!


AND the last thing... had my booth today at canteen B and one of the worst ideas of the school ever. student-owned radio-dj thing. i mean seriously what the hell. they were blasting chinese KTV music like that WU DING.. then suddenly english shakira.. then back to jolin tsai. whatever mainstream radio and KBOX has on their top10 basically.

so anyway the music ended and i thought the worst was over.
UNTIL THE DJ SPOKE.
my god one thing i hate more than local student chinese DJs... is local student chinese DJs who attempt to host in english instead.

"Eh... I TINK the PLOBREM here is ah.. the PEEPLE are too SCAD."
"YALOR YALOR *rattles in chinese*"
"Hey i TINK our chinese is not up to scratch, we better stik to english."
"YA i TINK so too!"

-sad music plays in the background for no particular reason-

"Sumtimes when i see peeple feeling sad, i remember about last time when i was in hall...
i just .... just ...."

*silence*

"yah"

"SO NOW let us bring you back to some very nice song we have here on our FUSION RADIO! enjoy. lady and gentlemens."

gong xi fai cai! HUAT AH!

hello boys. the last heptagon post was 28th Jan. WHAT'S GOING ON?!?! PICK UP THE SLACK MAN.
anyways, happy chinese new yr to all! and can we like organise a trip to temple or smth cause my luck sucks fuck. no lucks no bucks. YUCKS!

all you buggers who dint join us on cny, you all missed out man. monday's good vibes was good shit. beastie boys were aweeeeesum!! and dunno why the bartenders there like to pour alot of alcohol make us drunk only!

tuesday went pai nian (aka gambling and drinking session) at yk's house. yk the 'dog' eat all my money he really got cbmouth. say wad will have wad. i kick football also nv tiang post tiang so zun like my in betweens.

then went jasmine house dunno how come got somemore chivas pop out. then also dunno why the sportclub pple dun like to drink so royden and me paid 10+ dollars to ivy and jasmine (read: keep on losing banluck) and we drank the whole bottle of chivas. we kinda took the chivas downstairs to the void deck when everyone decided to leave, cause we thought chivas like wine, open already cannot keep, must drink all.

reach downstairs i say i need to pee. then royden say ok lor we pee in the bushes. here's wad i remember best bout the next 5mins.

ME: dood where you wanna drink sia, we need table and here only got benches.
ROY: dunno leh we go and find lor but dun drink here the 3 guys there like quite dangerous-
ME: (looking over to the direction and noticing 3 guys in black) scared meh we also no money for them to rob. aiyah ok lor we go and find table somewhere.

and then we zipped up and walked towards the '3' guys

ME: fuck man dood i think they are matas leh. and they are 4 of them
RO: neh mind they just do routine check only. act normal lor we also not driving

---

MATA1: what were you all doing there?
RO: nothing lor
MATA2: you sure nothing?
ME: we peeing only, urgent lah..
MATA3: show me your identification cards.

then i had to put the chivas and mixer and superstar had to drop the plastic bag of ice he was carrying. for me ok, but for him damn unglam.

MATA4 to RO: eh, why you give me driving licence, i say i/c leh. you dont have i/c AH?
RO: have have. sorry wait ah

then they key in our particulars into walkie talkie then royden makes small talk. i think he think they girl.

RO: wau so late already you all still patrol ah not tired ah. chinese new yr is it?
MATA1: (looking disinterested) we take shifts and patrol around here, so not tired.
ME: so how now?
MATA2: we dont catch people peeing so we are going to forward your names to NEA. i think they will bring you to court and then fine you.
ME: wallaw give chance lah, we urgent leh....
RO: ya lor ya lor we really very urgent otherwise we'd have looked for a toilet..
MATA1: next time you all pee must look left and right lah see no one around. we give you chance now but next time NEA boh pang chant eh you know?
RO: ya ya we know dont worry no next time man
ME: ya lor.

then they gave us back our i/c and said: OK CARRY ON.
WHAT THE FUCK! SIMILANJIAO CARRY ON THEY THINK THEY IN ARMY AH.

ME: ok thanks!
RO: happy new yr!
ME: ya happy new yr.

they nv looked back. wah but wakanina heng sia!

and then we drank somewhere but decided to eat smth so we went 7-11 at westmall. dunno is sway or sway we bought cup noodles but the 7-11 no hot water!! the cashier jus said i dunno i dunno sorry sorry sorry so roydie suggested we go macs to get hot water so we did.
then he surprised me! he go order 20nuggets! i thought he superstar cannot eat but wth it was heavenly lah. hot and crispy and full of curry sauce!!

hmm, ok anyways friday we are going out. maybe steamboat at tiantian (tentatively). anyone has better suggestions pls tag/blog. we need to bring back this blog!

beastie boys gig. fucking good showmanship.

mix master mike performing a solo.

heineken. meet you there.