RABBIT!!!!

JUICED!

hey guys, i picked up this issue of JUICE












then wah! got zoukout page leh.









I ALSO WANT THIS YEAR'S ZOUKOUT TO HAVE "NO RAIN, FREE-FLOWING BEER AND PEOPLE FLYING ON A TRAPEZE."

BITE THE PILLOW, KID... ITS GOIN' IN DRY!

Concentrate on your studies.



it's finally friday!!! time to go back home to study somemore....
anyways will be back saturday noon to stay the weekend, if you all in school tell me, we go mug together!

PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING

Hey dudes... last night some of us went to town to drink...
but i went there to buy a gift for roanna so she's not supposed to know that i was there cos i wanna surprise her with the gift.

Please post stuff w/o last night's happenings until Saturday evening when i pass her the gift k...
thank you all for your understanding.

Chun: i saved your post as a draft and will re-post it online for u when it is clear ok!



**chun** Haha wow this is ingenious dood... yeah no worries.. good luck, make sure you surprise her until dripping wet!

exam time, must go town n drink

wah you all... happily go party ah? i sit in tutorial studying while you guys go get drunk! RBABRABRABRBARBABRBARBRBA.

first meeting

Location: Walkway linking Jurong Point to Boon Lay Mrt Station.

Characters: Pf and Gf

After having a happy dinner at Jurong Point, Pf and gf had finished buying food back for their friends in hall and were making their way back to hall.
To get to the bus 179 boarding area, they had to pass by Boon Lay Mrt Station. While walking walking walking....

Pf: today weather very good huh?
Gf: ya lo ya lo
Pf: dinner was good hor
Gf: ya lo ya lo

Suddenly Pf caught sight of 2 person holding hands walking towards him.
2 familiar characters
Double Double U

Pf(stun for a moment): hey yo
Double U: hey ah feng (while doing tt, his female counterpart was trying hard to hide behind his back to avoid been spotted)

Gf: those 2 your friends huh?
Pf: eh ya.....
Gf: ok. they are a couple huh?
Pf: eh....i tink so....
Gf: okok
Pf: today weather very good huh?...............
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why that guy like that one?

GUYS I"M GETTING BOREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD of my damn house man!!

lessons and then home, lessons and then dance, lessons and then vocal classes.. oh man i need a life!! i see the heineken bottle and my house everyday i'm bored stiff.. sighs.. i guess it beats mugging for exams but now there's a huge part of school i'm missing man!!

and cool new pic balls!! pinky tan you better go study and dont fool ard so much.. ahhahah can go nie with alex and swim and do leg raises and stuffs man!! oh yes taipei on the 22nd!!! woooo!! and i'll be back like 26th i think.. but damn it man this time go there is to work work work work work.. ahhhhhhhhh... and i just saw my apartment in taipei.. woah looks very nice man.. cant wait to see it on the 22nd..

so hows everyone doing?? tell me leh.. am i like missing out on lots of stuffs?? is there still like the bi-daily drinking sessions now??

new shit!

hey everyone check it out...
i got us a new pet dog for the blog!!!

click on it to make it bark...
click on the food to feed, click on "more" to get the ball..
drop the ball/bone or throw it anywhere and see doggie grab it!

then below i added in a PACMAN game.. im sure you all know how to play that one...
woohoo!

wtf im supposed to be studying!!

cool java trick

Copy the following code and paste into your address bar on any site with pictures, hep7 blog included... and see what happens!

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What's life? Is life's all abt studying??

hmmm... is life's all abt studying?
ok guess u may want to take some time to de-stress... altho i dun feel any stress.. duno y.. came across this game few days ago.. check this out!

http://www.addictinggames.com/theidiottest.html

THE IDIOT TEST game! if u can complete it... means u r not an idiot! means when u study.. u can pass! gd luck for exams, bros!~

aniwae i guess most of u must have played this game b4 alr... so check their main website for more cok games! i tink they r damn cok n damn fun to play la

http://www.addictinggames.com/

okiee... on a lighter note..
this is a pic of our dinner @ boon lay mkt
taken on the same day of which alex posted his foto..



jez doesn't look as happy as he is.. coz maybe... i was in the midst of a conversation.. look at my mouth.. i was saying "Alex you la!"

this is wat happened...
Yk: wa.. 2dae u damn shuai lehh..
Vin: Alex you la!
Yk: the polo tee dat u r wearing very nice.. damn AH-PEI leh... i like!
*hmmmm...*

just came back frm supper(alex, nef, pinky & frens)..just went yk's room... 4am
hey i heard some noises! who's dat???
slippers outside the door... who's dat??
slowly creeped to the door...
orrh... it's leong seng la...
Yk: waa... boh jio!
Vin: wat thing boh jio?
Yk: Go supper, ******************** Boh jio?
*********CENSORED*************
*hmmm... i tink dat rhymes... quite cool huh* wahahaha
as to y... i tink onli the 5 of us noes! hahaha.. i shan't post dat online...

ooh yah... btw i love the ice lemon TEH!
fuck man... u 3 cheebais! embarass mi in front of so many pple!

bored too. 16E-01-01S

my hall down the road... the whole stretch of street lamps black out from NIE to hall 12,13,14,15,11...
cool.

bored. s4 b2 sr4

where were you while we were getting smut?

books. boobs. boons.

you must be bored. read this, then play this.

Women's English:

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by
now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and
wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really
not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good
game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him
until he falls asleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is important
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.


**********
Men's English:
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have
sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have
sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex
with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle
you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal
about this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological
trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored.” = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better
before.

"FUCK OFF TIME" "WOHHH" "OH FUCK" "WALLANEH" "WOAH" "WOOOO!"

royden and his christmas.

\nef! says:
haha eh dude u so free go plan our hols leh
\nef! says:
xmas.
\nef! says:
it's ur show
rOydeN says:
aye
rOydeN says:
chirstmas i cant leh
\nef! says:
WHY!!!!
rOydeN says:
25th i got dinner with my family
\nef! says:
dude.
rOydeN says:
as in the world family
rOydeN says:
who;e
rOydeN says:
whole
\nef! says:
who is world
\nef! says:
oh
\nef! says:
but anywyas.
\nef! says:
dude.
rOydeN says:
wad
\nef! says:
when i say plan for xmas
\nef! says:
it's 24th night.
\nef! says:
bummer.
rOydeN says:
oh!!!
rOydeN says:
hahahahaha
rOydeN says:
oei say la
rOydeN says:
but y i plan uh?
rOydeN says:
and wad
rOydeN says:
getting a room uh?
\nef! says:
u are retarded lah no one celebrates xmas on xmas day. tt's celebrating boxing day alr.
rOydeN says:
and which part of my face tells ya i'm free now man

operation lecture note

G Kho' says (2:06 AM):
one of them is worse off than the others... thunder thighs and all

/-_-)/ soldierchun \(-_-\) kill you with my lecture notes! says (2:06 AM):
soccer leh
my sch soccer girls also thunder everything

G Kho' says (2:06 AM):
cept thunder boobs
/-_-)/ soldierchun \(-_-\) kill you with my lecture notes! says (2:06 AM):
except thunderboobs

great minds....

anyway im delta coy! woot woot!

this saturday... it's a wonderful day...
WHY MUST THEY SPOIL IT?!?!

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggghhhhhh

HELP!!!

I'm piss mad at magg can!! and ya ok so i feel bad and all guilty and all. but which part of i cant have a gf does she not get?! as in like, i cant means i cant right? i have a future to worry about can. seriously whether or not i can make it or not remains to be seen ya noe. and i cannot have the risk of anything screwing it up right? damn! ya i do feel for her and all but seriously i dun want this to drag. its killing me..

and she asks me to lie to her, to still msg her, to still this still dat. MAN!! can anyone get anymore stupid?? i cant dudes. its not that i dun want to but CMON!! anyone who noes me noes i cant lie i'm more straightforward than anything else right?????

sigh... but if i were her, i'll hate me. its really hard.. too hard on her.. but i am dying everyday too.. sighs.. dudes wish me all the best alright. you guys noe i do feel for her. however much i can give up for this career, i alr have. and in time to come, i'm sure there'll be more. but really i like this. singing, acting, doing stuffs that require me to engage people. my strengths never laid in my studies or wadeva. it was always that i have a not-so-bad face and that i can reach out to people? i dunno... sighs... ok i'm going in circles now.. so it'll end here..

Its a bad bad day. oh somewhere this month i'll be goin taipei again. so the trips i gonna tell ya all again.

ARGH.

A super unglamourous shot of myself last night during dinner thanks to my dear pf... A picture says a thousand words doesn't it?
Its really nice to hang out with the guys even if its just for a short meal in or outta school. They never fail to create joy and laughter with the secrets and lies we all share haha.
Good luck for your exams bros! Cheers!

remember remember, the fifth of november

well, not exactly.
you'll remember yourself drunk on the morning of FOURTH november, if and only if, the plan to drink to celebrate the onset of mugging for exams comes true.

friday night, 031106. drinks anyone?
this was pf's initiation night, i still remember 6 drunk idiots "dou" in one room. i was on my bed. yk was on royden's bed. alex and alvin were on the spare mattress, royden was on the towel he stunt frm batam, and pf was at the door!!
hahah. missing one huh, chun, where were you while we were getting high?

Remember, remember the fifth of November,
The gunpowder, treason and plot,
I see of no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, 'twas his intent
To blow up the King and the Parliament.
Three score barrels of powder below,
Poor old England to overthrow:
By God's providence he was catch'd
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, make the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!
Hip hip hoorah!

A penny loaf to feed the Pope.
A farthing o' cheese to choke him.
A pint of beer to rinse it down.
A faggot of sticks to burn him.
Burn him in a tub of tar.
Burn him like a blazing star.
Burn his body from his head.
Then we'll say ol' Pope is dead.
Hip hip hoorah!
Hip hip hoorah!


on another note...
Orange County RETURNS!

Exam's nearing... check this out... THEN STUDY!

what better way to appreciate the human body than in its purest form?

remember to wash your hands before you eat boys!






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