noise pollution

i remember when i first moved to my corner unit at 16E i'd love to blast my music.. woofers to the max and heavy bass kicking it, cest la vie!
everyone was cool bout it till one fateful night i went back home. I left my computer alarm on so middle of the night the alarm went off by playing Slipknot on repeat mode at full volume.

needless to say campus security came and knocked my door but to no avail. neighbour yinghan couldnt come out n help cuz he was playing mahjong.

so anyways after that i kinda toned down.
one morning the hall office dude came and said HEY! someone say you play music late at night very loud? and im like Yeah maybe wassup?
and he rattles on about noise pollution and we're a big happy family let them sleep at night bla bla bla, so im like whatever kthxbye.

few days ago, like frikkin insane early time of 11AM hall office woman knocks my door and she's like HEY! oh you just woke up ah? (who the hell wakes up in the MORNING???) anyway someone say you play music loud loud late last night! you bad boy i give you warning letter entitled "Noise Pollution" read and weep!
so im like FUCK YOU i was at tutorial room last night and came back only just now!
then her face changes and she went. Oh? . . well .. . make sure you dont play loud music anyway!

so neighbour just told me last night campus security came again (im at home btw) our 3 single rooms by the corridor are occupied by myself, yinghan and some ah neh. Turns out the ah neh was blasting metallica ahurhur. so he's the bugger getting me into trouble. The tables have turned, darkness! Now i can blast my own Folk china songs and call to complain about you! now our corridor has a notice for that noise pollution shit with LIABLE FOR EVICTION highlighted... hurhur. maybe we evict all the foreigners in my corridor that'll give space for 5 people to move in!! idea hor?

but no, first task is to find that anal resident who cannot take noise. he must be tortured.

Just For Laugh

damn funnie post

go read it!!

http://sibehsibehsian.blogspot.com/2006/07/long-and-short-about-world-cup-2010.html

http://sibehsibehsian.blogspot.com/2006/07/long-and-short-about-world-cup-2010_12.html
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why this guy like that one huh?

ROUTINE CHECK

This is a routine check by the Administrator for the Heptagon7 blog. Once every semester, we will need to go through a routine check to evaluate the activeness of the members of Heptagon. If inactive for a certain period, the respective person will be given a warning before he gets axed.

Please take note that the routine check will take place soon and spontaneously.

Administrator

when the exams get to you,


\nef! says:
eh i got smth important to tell you
*A is for Alex says:
what ?
\nef! says:
it's fucking impt ok
\nef! says:
when u cook maggi mee dun put too much water
*A is for Alex says:
what
*A is for Alex says:
tell that to chun
\nef! says:
no it's serious stuff man
\nef! says:
really u noe why
*A is for Alex says:
??
\nef! says:
cause the soup wont be nice
\nef! says:
and then ah u noe smth. when u strike matchsticks, dun hold too long
*A is for Alex says:
wtf... ok thanks for the advice ?
*A is for Alex says:
and when u on the stove dun put your hand on it ?
\nef! says:
when u are on the stove ur butt is on it so i suggest taking ur butt off first
*A is for Alex says:
switch on la dae
\nef! says:
ur butt is on it u still switch on for wad!

in 5 weeks...

I was like looking at the date at the bottom right corner of my lappie's screen. and it realised its alost the 20th of november. then i recall, i'll be going up on the 22nd and back on the 26th. And guess wad, in excatly 4 weeks after that, i'll be gone.

yups.. just got word its gonna be on the 27th dec.

i'm super excited, yet i'm prolly hanging on to too many stuffs here in sg. i seriously cannot wait for you guys to finish the damn exams. and den after that we got a month to party, to whack all the beer in the world till we cant drink anymore or we'll just get too broke to drink anymore. the next trip is very important.. i hope you guys are whacking the books hard cuz i think i miss school abit. oh wells.. 10 more days yea??

10 more days

This is Miss Maxim Singapore, SueAnnChoo . . yup. It comes in a maxim email featuring girls from all over and stuff. so anyways heres an excerpt from her interview :


Are Singapore girls shy and retiring types?
No! When Singapore girls go out, we get wild, downing tequila shots and dancing on platforms!

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DOWNING shots and dancing on the PLATFORMS! that's wild hot shit! thats DA BOMB!!! fucking swear i'll stab her eyes with vin's fingers if i ever see her. better yet, see her in a club DOWNING shots and go up to her saying WAH YOU ARE DAMN WILD LEH YOU DOWN SHOTS YOU SO WILD YOU FUCKING WILD PIG GO DANCE ON THE PLATFORM AND BE WILD YOU WILD ANIMAL WHAT ARE YOU A ZEBRA GO DANCE YOU SEXY ZEBRA YOU WILD SEXY ZEBRA LET YOUR HAIR DOWN AND SPIN AROUND!
OPEN THE DOOR! GET ON THE FLOOR! EVERYBODY DO THE DINO-SAUR!

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U STUDY TOO MUCH

Burning the midnight chickenwing

Studying hard as hell? Take a break.
Tired? Go nap.
Stressed out? Go town and have some drinks...

no one's forcing you to study...
nobody cares if you tabao...
it's your life not theirs...

HAHA SCARED YET? FUCKING GO MUG THEN... BLOG BLOG BLOG! um its 630am i should sleep.

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If you drink

festive season coming soon. please do take note of the following. unless u dun have license den it doesn't matter since u can't be revoked twice. haha

THE MOST HAPPENING PLACE IN NTU!

waaa i tink lee wee nam library give free food or something today!!!
didn't know HUNGRY GHOSTS exist in NTU!

CARS, HUNKS, BABES... and not to forget... BEEEEER!!

woow... 3 yandaos in black below!! choose ur date!
as long as u get to the top of our scoreboard for our hep7 blog famous game "pacman" (scroll allllllll the wayyy down below)... u'll get a chance a pick ur date! and a plus bonus: in this car!!!!***

***ahh... u wish la!

Motorshow 2006 is coming to an end soon! didn't manage to go this yr... y not we just fuck the exams n just go! aniwae.. this fren of mine who's working at the motorshow, who wanted to be onli known as J, caught my attention with her msn nick...
"Motorshow: Show girls this yr not very pretty!!~~"
only this yr? every yr's standard is so-so onli.. ain't it?
take a look at some fotos i took in '04 motorshow

hai xiang ren (still like human)

erm dun u tink she look like alien?

waa.. i din noe aliens have their own ahtiong spieces as well.. "zao geng" sumore.. lagi worse...

face very small.. lucky cannot see properly...

this kind call motorshow standard?? pweEee!!
i tink out of the 4 onli the suzuki one can be considered not-so-bad-looking lor...

tot NTU motorshow was better... of coz not in standard.. but at least there's an accident! wheeee! check this out man!

This is what we do 1 day before exams

How to make your blog popular

with a butt of course.

tomorrow morning begins. the paper of the papers. let us drink to victory and freedom!! soon!

anyways, the rate this blog gets updated theres so much fresh shit to read on im sure people will slowly come n read.

i've compiled a list of ways to make your blog popular! some -GANKED- off the net.


1. rant about our govmt like rocks-on
2. be totally butt-ugly and bitch about everything for the sake of writing an entry even though youre totally clueless but still think it's so cool - like xiaxuay or whoever.
3. TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT ALL OFF!
4. write about news before the news even reports it. like how a car in school knocked into a lamp post... knocked into frosty's car..
5. DONT write to complain about your cat/dog/girl/secretgirl/kids
6. bitch about other bloggers
7. invent words
8. post lots of interesting photos. 7 people standing in a row smiling is not interesting. 7 people standing in a row smiling with 2 fingers forming the TWIST sign IS FUCKING ASKING FOR IT AND SHOULD BE BURNT AND CREMATED AND CURSED. WHO THE HELL STILL USES "TWIST" TO TAKE PHOTOS!!! WHAT THE HELL STOP IT ALREADY!
9. start every story from the beginning. take readers through a journey of bent time-space continuum.
10. write posts that includes lots of links to lots of other blogs. look at sexyboy now.
11. keep adding shit to the blog. take out old shit.
12. Write about obscure stuff that appeals to an obsessed minority, like the intricate art of making fart sounds in the shower by using only your palm. and your armpit.
13. make a list of top10 whatevers. or just a list. HEY thats what im doing!!!!
14. Write about Heptagon7. In the past year, headlines with the word Heptagon have made it to the frontpage of popular websites and even newspapers about 100 times! no i kid i kid. But yes if you write about popular shit, it will appear in search engines. like SEX. SEXY TIME EXPLOSION! BEER SEX BEER SEX BEER SEX BEER SEX BEER SEX BEER SEX BEER SEX see now we have about 1,026 more visitors who googled beer or sex and came across this.
15. Start an anti-something movement. Flamewars are awesome.
16. Stalk someone, anyone, even one of us. hurhur.
17. Post embarrassing photos of one another. Preferably dead drunk.

Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alchool, alternative to feeling like yourself
O alcohol, I still drink to your health

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol

Forget the caffe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
A malibu and coke for you, a g&t for me
Alcohol, your songs resolve like
My life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
Ill use something else

I thought that alcohol was just for those with
Nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
Was a waste of precious booze
But now I know that theres a time
And theres a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between
Self-control and self-abuse

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore that you
Found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole?
O alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
Ill use something else.

Would you please forgive me

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oh well thats all i can come up + find. lets see some fruitful posts soon...


fruitful, get it?

Kiwi!!

Watch and appreciate life

Kiwi!

exams? noooooooo. CHRISTMASY!

a picture paints a thousand words right?























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omgwtflol boys we've hit the media!

Woot its 5pm and YST and i just woke up.
Last night we went town to buy stationary, then just might as well go have a drink at a coffeeshop nearby.

then Hey! its just next to zouk.. so what the hell we walked there to check it out. Just nice this dude came along and called out to us, we were like HEY! cuz it's our old friend from JC. Turn's out he's now working as the PR manager for zouk and he signed us into velvet underground for free!

And what a small world it was. Going in yst saw one of his friends from tutorial who already has a table there with bucketloads of drinks and quite a few chicks!
The DJ that night was spinning awesome music and we just played games and drank so much, forgetting about the upcomming exams and everything.

Then this dude he asked us if we wanted to score some 'e'. and we're like naah it's frikkin crazy and dangerous. then he says Hey if its not real i'll pay for everything tonight ok? (not like we've paid anything yet up to that point in time) and anyways he was only giving us $10 a pop cuz we're kinda good friends by that time. so what the hell.

Dude frikkin crazy shit that stuff is mad! yst and i were spinning... spinning around.. get out of my way... then we just crash at a corner laughing at everyone.. but anyway next thing i know i woke up in hall. read my Sms so turns out the guy helped send us 2 delirious boys back to school, what a nice guy.. what a crazy night.

but actually, last night we were studying statistics and mechanics of materials in tutorial room 32 until 8am then eat macdonalds at can A and sleep. =(

woohooooooooo

wasn't ard when u guys were toking

anyway the ger u all were toking bout ain't easy

shes sorta untouchable

can't name names but guess u all noe who i'm toking bout

woohoo!!!
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why that guy like that one huh?

Exams -> Top 3 Hottest Dudes/Babes in NTU

hot hot heat!

-click the link-

wheres my ball!

its sunday! 4 more days till papers commence... CS CS CS CS CS!