heeellllo

in a little bit of racial discrim - no - distinction mood nowadays, so except frm the melayu jokes i told u all these few days (father shot son after thinking he's a burglar; father tells son he's not in pri 3 but he's 18 yrs old), im ripping this chinaman joke from my fren's blog:

An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.” To the Scotsman, he says, “You’re in charge of shoveling.” And to the Chinese guy, “You’re in charge of supplies.”

A few hours later the foreman returns and finds the pile of sand untouched. “Why didn’t you sweep any of it?”

The Italian replies in a heavy accent, “I no gotta broom. You tella the Chinesea guy he inna charge of a supplies, but hea disappeara, and I coulda no finda him!”

Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and asks, “Didn’t I tell you to shovel that sand?”

The Scotsman replies in his heavy brogue, “Aye, ye did, laddie, but I couldna get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinee in charge of supplies, but I couldna find him!”

The foreman is really angry and goes looking for the Chinese guy.

Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells, “SUPLISE!”

HAHHAHAHAHA.

good luck to all for exams! 23rd whoever is free please look for alexis n me at zouk - may 2nd is for the invited only. oh ya pengfeng u fucking chaocheebye poobor kia pangseh baastard. you told me i go u go. nabei.



each time u pangseh the strip is gonna to get thinner and thinnnner.