Thursday, November 23, 2006

noise pollution

i remember when i first moved to my corner unit at 16E i'd love to blast my music.. woofers to the max and heavy bass kicking it, cest la vie!
everyone was cool bout it till one fateful night i went back home. I left my computer alarm on so middle of the night the alarm went off by playing Slipknot on repeat mode at full volume.

needless to say campus security came and knocked my door but to no avail. neighbour yinghan couldnt come out n help cuz he was playing mahjong.

so anyways after that i kinda toned down.
one morning the hall office dude came and said HEY! someone say you play music late at night very loud? and im like Yeah maybe wassup?
and he rattles on about noise pollution and we're a big happy family let them sleep at night bla bla bla, so im like whatever kthxbye.

few days ago, like frikkin insane early time of 11AM hall office woman knocks my door and she's like HEY! oh you just woke up ah? (who the hell wakes up in the MORNING???) anyway someone say you play music loud loud late last night! you bad boy i give you warning letter entitled "Noise Pollution" read and weep!
so im like FUCK YOU i was at tutorial room last night and came back only just now!
then her face changes and she went. Oh? . . well .. . make sure you dont play loud music anyway!

so neighbour just told me last night campus security came again (im at home btw) our 3 single rooms by the corridor are occupied by myself, yinghan and some ah neh. Turns out the ah neh was blasting metallica ahurhur. so he's the bugger getting me into trouble. The tables have turned, darkness! Now i can blast my own Folk china songs and call to complain about you! now our corridor has a notice for that noise pollution shit with LIABLE FOR EVICTION highlighted... hurhur. maybe we evict all the foreigners in my corridor that'll give space for 5 people to move in!! idea hor?

but no, first task is to find that anal resident who cannot take noise. he must be tortured.

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